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Onymous Heroes would like to take this moment to announce it's partnership with Apps4Android. 

They said something about how they could use our /b/rowser technology to be an hero for lots of people who have difficulty speaking, and we needed to find a way to pay for hookers and and still have enough left over to keep our developers churning out updates, so this was a win-win situation for all involved," Mr. David M Kips, the CTO of Onymous Heroes said in a press release yesterday. 

According to Ms. Epi C. Lulz, the head of product marketing and Mr. Kips' mistress, "Onymous Heroes' experience in Android development will make this a very productive partnership. We have developed apps that work on Android models ranging from the latest Sexus One to the venerable an Hero." Mr. Kips added, "Besides, when someone comes to you and says they need help to be an hero, how can you say no? Also Lulzy, gb/2/kitchen nao!"

Details of the partnership, for now, remain a closely guarded secret and are under non-disclosure terms on one side, and have most likely simply been forgotten in a drug/alcohol binge induced haze on the other side. We leave it to the reader to determine which side is which.

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